Tuesday, November 08, 2005

i hate having to come up with titles...heh i wrote titties the first time

apparently if i get those first three letters out my fingers go on auto-pilot..(just re-read and o.O , that whole sentence just came out...bad...)

anyways...So I have this grand idea to start doing a lesson/s for the week in my blog. It will probably only last for 4 or 5 entries, but maybe I can get in enough of them to stop doing stupid things, repeatedly.

Lessons re-learned this week:
1. Do not stick your fingers near a hand mixer while it is on and the beaters are spinning somewhere around 50 miles an hour.

2. It is NOT a good idea to drink over 32 ounces of juice in one sitting.

3. Having a piece of tobacco in your eye hurts and stings for a long time afterwards, try to avoid this at all costs.

4. When starting a new medication, look up the side effects and be aware if you notice any changes....duh duh duh..*smacks self*

New lessons learned:
1. If your fishing and you notice that all of a sudden you can only cast out 10-15 feet no matter how much weight you put on the end of your line to try and"pull the line out"...It's only casting that far because you've gotten caught on lake junk at least twenty times and cut off your line so now you only have 10-15 feet on your rod :)

2. Making a pair of shoes is not as easy as it seems. Sadly, it will take more than one day to accomplish this.

I'm know there's more but I've taken to the sleeping habits of a dolphin and half of my brain is resting peacefully right now.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

sho3s?

9:16 AM, November 09, 2005  
Blogger themadhatter said...

yah, shoes heh...to quote a friend "least your not tryna make a zeppelin again :)"

12:22 PM, November 09, 2005  

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